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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 15:19:18 -0400

INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance — particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. And Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.5 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate

Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: “http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm” and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7
Good Luck,
Tech Support

Been doing this for years

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 17:51:22 -0400

Been doing this for years

I thought you were my BFF...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 17:46:22 -0400

You are becoming everything you said that you werent going to be. You use my past as a weapon. Your a hypocrite. I thought we could be adults about things. Your demons in your head is getting in between us. I miss the old us. You talk to people that used to hurt me but to defend that you pick on my innocent friends that I let you meet. You make me feel like a bad person. You hate me.

Im so sad.

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Sun, 09 Jun 2013 14:23:41 -0400

Ok…heres the ways its going to go…If you delete me off facebook for no reason don’t expect me to readd you. Its rude to just do that out of the blue. It irks me more when we used to talk and all of a sudden you get a girlfriend or boyfriend and you feel the need to delete friends or just so called friends that you have interacted with.

Blow me.

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I hate the system here. My daughter just wants to have her life back. Give her a fuckin...

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 17:24:42 -0400

I hate the system here. My daughter just wants to have her life back. Give her a fuckin doctor’s release note because her work is low key. I fuckin hate when Doctors make it so complicating. Jesus….

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